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8 Demotivational Poster


RARE VIEW - A rarely seen picture of the inside of an actual Can-o-Whoopass


TAGS: september challenge military 82nd airborne all americans
Rating: 4.16/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

rerun - August 31, 2010, 6:25 pm

This poster should have a much higher rating....it is the only moti I have hanging in my office.
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 9:56 pm
LOL!!!!!!!!
rerun - March 5, 2010, 9:53 pm

Have you seen me? I was recently stolen
TheSarge - December 24, 2009, 10:29 am
I kinda miss those days...more room than a Bradley.
Xopster - December 1, 2009, 6:48 pm
Looks like a sh** from Starship Troopers, kill them Insects!
_Ally - October 15, 2009, 2:37 pm
This is a great sh** and a awsome caption. Nice work LogicDude
Bill - October 5, 2009, 8:22 pm
agreed
Botak - October 1, 2009, 3:31 am
I'm not gungho (Pers from my nation's military generally aren't - we prefer to just get the job done), but that caption is still pretty funny. Good motie :)
reason - September 30, 2009, 1:23 pm
f***stick. relax, thinking you are superior to everyone else is pompous and f***ing annoying. besides if he isnt american then he doesnt have to like that attitude. f*** i am american and i dont like it.
Anonoymous Scum - September 29, 2009, 7:31 am
I really hate the WOOHOOO! America f*** YEAH attitude....however, this is a great jux***osition. Gets a 5 from me...
faulty switch - September 28, 2009, 11:52 pm
awesome poster. 5 fo sho
freestyler - September 28, 2009, 5:11 pm
Mhh i have seen smaller cans that are more efficient. 4 or 5 dino's i dunno
RON - September 28, 2009, 12:58 pm
Five Thumbs Up!
LogicDude - September 28, 2009, 12:44 pm
Thanks guys...of course, this is the "Jumbo can"...the smaller C-130 version is a little more cramped inside, but just as efficient!
spacedog - September 28, 2009, 12:43 pm
I totally agree with CANADA. Nice one LogicDude.
CANADA - September 28, 2009, 12:24 pm
that caption is perfect


THE EIGHTIES - I miss you, 80s!


TAGS: nostalgia humor 80s
Rating: 3.69/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

politicalanarchist - October 14, 2011, 2:09 am
Regan drinking a martini with Cobra Commander? Almost as cool as Freakazoid high-fiving Jesus on an escalator. (Not here, just in general...)
rudeboy308 - June 10, 2011, 6:29 pm
Great pic, but I'd also like to see in it Billy Idol, A-Team, Sgt. Slaughter, and the Ford Eliminator from ZZ Top.
lolman - September 15, 2009, 7:22 pm
5 stars... this pic brings back alot of memories.. i was born in 77 so these characters are pretty much my entire childhood.. not many things have left such an impact in time.
Hypercat-Z - July 28, 2009, 11:20 am
I was there!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - May 10, 2009, 2:59 am
You had to be there. In the 80s, Back to the Future and Ghostbusters were cutting edge movies with amazing special effects. The Cure were still awesome, and you could see like a dozen hardcore bands for about two dollars. Beer was cheaper, too. :)
RushReference - May 9, 2009, 2:24 am
HEY YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!
HtD - March 17, 2009, 11:06 pm
The 80's seems like a "you had to be there" decade because it sounds just awful to me.
Lloyd - January 2, 2009, 6:16 am
The Black one, yeah.
spitfire111 - January 2, 2009, 3:28 am
WTF!!! you miss Micheal Jackson.....
No moar 80's - December 24, 2008, 8:27 pm
80's MUSIC SUCKED
Weapon X - November 15, 2008, 7:10 am
But let's not forget the more obscure cartoons...like Bravestar and Jem...not to mention the Silver Hawks and He-Man's only slightly less known twin sister, She-Ra
Weapon X - November 15, 2008, 7:05 am
Um..I know I'm a little late on this one...but it's the snorks, not snorkels, Pac-Man, and if you're referring to the guy in the white outfit...that's The Dukes of Hazard...
dgbt - October 28, 2008, 10:13 am
this is awesome. but wheres jason and freddy?
wann1e - September 30, 2008, 4:55 pm
fuken SAVED!
Warp Kez - September 14, 2008, 9:40 pm
Transformers, Knight Rider, Rambo, PackMac, tron, Dallas, Ghostbusters, Mario, Indiana Jones, Mr T, He-man, Michael Jackson, ET, Hulk Hogan, Ronald Regan(?), TMNT, The Snorkels, Smurfs, Max Headroom(?)
Kung-Fu Devil - September 3, 2008, 9:58 pm
You'd look scared too if you were going to have to go to bed with him.
Agamemnon218 - September 1, 2008, 4:36 pm
I just like how the Care Bear next to Michael Jackson looks completely terrified!
jimbo - August 26, 2008, 7:28 am
The best cartoons ever made came outta the eighties.
RnR - August 26, 2008, 5:38 am
OMG! and i have been trying to suppress all memories of it. The only "good" thing in the 80s was Susanna Hoffs and Rosanne Arquette
shtoink - August 26, 2008, 2:46 am
you and me both man :(


INVISIBLE SOULS - Leave .308 holes


TAGS: invisible souls leave 308 holes
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by M0rd3kaI

- June 2, 2013, 7:56 am
Optimum distance for him is 500 to 800 yds. The lens is exposed because he just flipped the camo off of it to fire. Otherwise a flap of the burlap would cover it. It won't reflect light (sunshade) and you're dead before you see him at distance.
Nissta - March 8, 2012, 6:14 pm
Strange that I never saw the need to do this AND I still hit targets at 500yds one of them being a markers pointer telling me I'd missed when I hadn't. I was just using an iron leaf battle sight not a scope on the good one L1A1 7.62 Self Loading Rifle....
M0rd3kaI - March 6, 2012, 11:28 am
camo mesh netting added to the rifle's ghillie to run over the objective lens, although it slightly diminishes light transmission, the 'cat-eye' lenscovers do the same
M0rd3kaI - March 6, 2012, 11:26 am
Well true, I mean you see him now because the camera is focussed on him, but from 300+yds you might not?? and I actually saw a better defence to cover the scope, protects against scope glare as well as the perfect circle forming, ~[Cont. in reply]~
kj8541 - March 6, 2012, 11:12 am
Except he is not invisible. I have yet to see one of these with good veg and a cat eyed scope.


The Internet -


TAGS: internet opnions enabling 1986
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by BlairEdwards

mizzdizz - February 12, 2016, 7:28 am
ROTFL!!!!! I've got a new neighbor that would have limited resources back then.....now he can talk for HOURS!!!!!!!!!!! 5L BL!
concern3 - February 12, 2016, 4:06 am
Amen Brother
MissPriss - February 11, 2016, 8:14 pm
And since cellphones and texting they're able to without seeing where their going with those opinions...teehee.
lgvernon - February 11, 2016, 5:47 pm

Nice poster. Welcome!


DOUBLEPLUSIRONIC - Need I say more...


TAGS: irony orwell 1984 barcelona
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by wehrvamp

Weatherlawyer - January 10, 2012, 12:25 am
The prefix "doubleplus" was one of many combinations used to strip down the language to essential words. C++ This language is Catalan.
Faradio - January 2, 2012, 10:34 am
George Orwell wrote "1984", a novel about a totalitarian regime where "Big Brother" used to spy on every citizen with cameras everywhere. The prefix "doubleplus" was one of many combinations used to strip down the language to essencial words.
ajax87 - January 1, 2012, 8:00 am
hi, i'm from spain and this lenguage is the catalan, from catalonia.
Zook - December 30, 2011, 9:37 am
Derp, mayhaps it's in Barcelona, like it says on the sign.
jorgejs76 - December 20, 2011, 6:29 pm
Not exactly, maybe another languaje from spain, not international spanish...
TheSanityInspector - December 19, 2011, 9:18 pm
Spain, right? Because he fought in the Spanish Civil War.


SCREW IT! - I'll deal with my procrastination issues later.


TAGS: 5082521
Rating: 4.98/5

More motifakes by KaidenJackson

maoworks2 - April 24, 2012, 10:09 am
Great Pic.


PIZZA FORK - NOT AVAILABLE IN STORES


TAGS: free shipping call 1 800 fork you
Rating: 4.21/5

More motifakes by ughomer

Sho - July 4, 2012, 8:56 pm
I'm the weird one that always hold them in my hand?
Vinxman - July 4, 2012, 12:14 pm
Shut up and take my money!
CloudchaserS - July 3, 2012, 11:23 pm
That's like using a knife & fork to eat hushpuppies.
ughomer - July 3, 2012, 4:23 pm
If you call right now, they'll send you a SECOND pizza fork and waive the P&H ($39.47 savings), mao!!
maoworks2 - July 3, 2012, 2:27 pm
Amazing.


I AM SORRY... - But you have to die now So that 60 million years from now People will doubt me... Shhhhhhh.


TAGS: jesus and the dinosaurs sounds like an 80s band
Rating: 4.19/5

More motifakes by Chef

Pikeman - June 23, 2013, 3:43 pm
Just if the Bible described an event that would bury billions of dead thing in rock layers that were laid down by water all over the earth.
Budog - April 26, 2012, 8:53 am
And the Pastafarian's said, "Ramen"... 5L
matt28 - September 1, 2010, 10:25 pm
Creationist idiocy aside... funny poster. I give it five feathered dinosaurs.
matt28 - September 1, 2010, 10:23 pm
"Making a whole skeleton from a fragment" is what is done when not enough remains are present to fully describe a species. They compare it to remains of a related and well-known form. It isn't unusual for descriptions to be updated as more info is avaible
agdaniele - September 1, 2010, 10:22 pm
matt knows things.
matt28 - September 1, 2010, 10:20 pm
Egal, most of the better known dinos are known from largely or entirely complete remains.. sometimes dozens or hundreds. Also fossilization is a very exact process. Not everything that dies and get burried becomes a fossil.
matt28 - September 1, 2010, 10:18 pm
Egal, carbon dating is effective WITHIN A CERTAIN DATE RANGE: ~100,000 years. I'm not allowed nearly enough room in this reply to explain why but trying googling it. NO scientist has EVER used carbon dating on dinos. Colleagues would laugh them to death.
Mongo - July 5, 2010, 2:56 pm
Very clever...the dino looks like my new minnie wiener dog.
freddyfoxtrot - July 5, 2010, 2:07 pm
brilliant, 5 thumbs up
egal069 - May 24, 2010, 9:32 pm
Honestly folks, if there were thousands of one species, shouldn't there be at least one partial skeleton kicking about, a section of a thigh bone is hardly enough to build a full frame, I still laughed at the pic though =p
egal069 - May 24, 2010, 9:27 pm
Billions of years ago nothing exploded into a perfect order instead of the chaos that normally happens when things explode, Carbon dating is about as reliable as the scientists who make a whole skeleton from a fragment and say there were tons of that type
pzykosiz - May 24, 2010, 2:06 am
Nice.


STATE TROPPER IN MINNESOTA - Permit to Carry - Valid


TAGS: glock 38 special 45 automatic
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by ughomer

project28 - May 7, 2013, 2:07 pm
Tropper?
tomyironmane - May 4, 2013, 11:52 pm
This lady... I like her already.
mariand - January 23, 2013, 3:36 am
lol...good'n
CloudchaserS - January 23, 2013, 2:15 am
I don't CC, but if I did, I'd have a note attached to my permit saying "I shouldn't need this, the 2nd amendment is my permit"


Distress -


TAGS: at 18000 feet
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by GaryO

thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 27, 2015, 11:06 pm
Fantastic! 5L


I WONT DIE - from lack of shooting back


TAGS: 9mm belgin 18sh**
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by Swampfox

Swampfox - May 27, 2012, 5:58 pm
9mm Belgium 18 sh** Double barrel.
EmilioDumphque - May 27, 2012, 3:12 pm
An 18 shooter??
maoworks2 - May 13, 2012, 8:14 am
I Second That.


TWELVE STEP RECOVERY - The First step is admitting you have a problem.


TAGS: 9834555
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by KaidenJackson

Airman - March 2, 2012, 6:48 pm
this cracks me up everytime I see it.. I fav'd it
Reality Lord - February 25, 2012, 7:34 am

i lol'd....5L and nice dude!
RonE - February 25, 2012, 5:22 am
He still has a serious addiction. When he refuses to admit that it is the Cats poop that really gets him going.
ICEMAN - February 25, 2012, 1:56 am
We always suspected.
Budog - February 25, 2012, 1:44 am
My name is Rufus and I'm a poopaholic...
Greeny - February 24, 2012, 9:03 pm
Houston, we have a problem...
GaryO - February 24, 2012, 8:45 pm
DOG POOP! WOOf!


Arizona Border Patrol Drug Bust -


TAGS: 18 milkweed pods during golf
Rating: 3.09/5

More motifakes by ughomer

turbogt350 - February 2, 2017, 5:50 pm
That is going to Hurt, and will take a long time to get them out. That stuff is nasty.


TOO MUCH HORSPOWER? - No Such Thing


TAGS: v8 motorcycle
Rating: 4.08/5

More motifakes by gumby61

dslohand - June 10, 2012, 7:52 pm
5 KICKS Does it come in RED i wonder lol
maoworks2 - June 4, 2012, 11:23 am
Nice !


SHIPPING AND HANDLING - I smuggles myself inside ur luggage


TAGS: 678
Rating: 3.29/5

More motifakes by KaidenJackson

Verdeckt - February 5, 2012, 5:06 pm
Upload to Dig My Dog site


9/11 - The Freemasons made a serious error with the Morgan affair in 1826


TAGS: freemasons 9 11 morgan affair 1826 rnr
Rating: 2.13/5

More motifakes by RnR

aPauling - August 28, 2008, 8:42 am
At age 45, Morgan married a 16 year old girl. Ah, the good old days.
Anakun - August 26, 2008, 7:02 pm
WTF? Over!


1983 - Two New Reasons To Wake Up Saturday Morning


TAGS: 1983 saturday morning wake up
Rating: 2.63/5

More motifakes by GDevo Lution

piccolo - June 5, 2008, 7:33 pm
1983-best year EVA!
Thundar Sez - May 27, 2008, 12:05 am
ARIEL, OOGLA....RIDE!
Burn - May 1, 2008, 1:53 am
That's probably the coolest picture I've ever seen in my life. Ever...


PRODUCT PLACEMENT 2 -


TAGS: june calendar 28th
Rating: 4.26/5

More motifakes by house

lilyrose234 - June 26, 2015, 9:16 pm
Sickening. s**t!
440wakeup - June 28, 2011, 9:05 pm
i sure hope the camera is on...bro send me the pix
champ99 - June 28, 2011, 2:52 pm
Now THAT is a Smart Phone...


YOUR TALL! DO YOU PLAY BASKETBALL? - Your short! Do you play minigolf


TAGS: tallest person in the world smallest person in the world r i p ping ping 2 feet tall 8 foot 1
Rating: 2.39/5

More motifakes by Ruin11thHour

TheTrashHeap - August 14, 2010, 9:11 am
You're.


SEMI-TRUCKS - Since 1984; Secretly hoping they're Optimus Prime


TAGS: semi truck optimus prime transformers 1984
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by CleverUserName

CleverUserName - November 17, 2010, 9:01 pm
Thanks ^_^
Reality Lord - November 16, 2010, 5:13 pm

nicely done dude!


TWO TYPES OF AIRCRAFT -


TAGS: f18 navy
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by Airman

rerun - May 18, 2011, 9:10 pm

That is what we call a true "wingman"
Archsquee - May 18, 2011, 9:09 pm
Anyone else notice the levitating guy next to the plane?


I'M GONNA FIND YOU - I'm gonna getcha getcha getcha getcha




GEORGE ORWELL'S 1984 - It wasn't meant to be an instruction manual


TAGS: orwell 1984
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by anunyapete

ArturiusMaxwell - August 31, 2011, 8:35 am
They took it as something of a guide line though that is for sure!


NASCAR - After years of losing fans to boredom, They decided to add some excitement to NASCAR.


TAGS: nascar 88 dale jr transformers
Rating: 3.64/5

More motifakes by ryuukage

Cloudchaser - July 14, 2010, 9:03 am
I hear it's being filmed in 3D.
ryuukage - July 13, 2010, 1:41 pm
It's from Transformers 3. I don't know why they have nascar cars. Here's where I got the pic. http://jalopnik.com/5585189/nascar-transformers-how-michael-bay-will-ruin-another-movie
Faceplant31 - July 13, 2010, 1:02 pm
I would go watch it. The movie theater would have to make an exception and serve beer tho.
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 12:53 pm
Nascar Death Match?
Faceplant31 - July 13, 2010, 12:51 pm
No i saw that Grey. I meant what were the cars built for? Is there a new Redneck Super Hero movie staring RS coming out soon?
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 12:48 pm
I'm guessing the mini-gun out front of the 88 car, but's just a guess
Faceplant31 - July 13, 2010, 12:41 pm
Anyone know what this is all about?


FIGHTER PILOTS -




JENNIFER BEALS -




HOLDEN COMMODORE - Spankin' the Falcon since October 1978


TAGS: rags holden commodore v8
Rating: 1.7/5

More motifakes by Rags

Rags - June 4, 2009, 8:55 pm
So how many time did Holden win 3-in-a-row at Bathurst??
BOF - November 22, 2008, 4:00 am
Ford Falcon wins Bathurst 3 years straight, nothing more needs to be said.


LUNCH TIME - a sippy cup isn't going to cut it




OK PRIVATE... - ...you assault the left gunner I'll take the yarn. Tabby,You distract em and for God sake, you better let em' have it on the cuteness factor!


TAGS: 9088463
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by KaidenJackson

Reality Lord - February 25, 2012, 7:35 am

drop this here as well... http://www.motivationaltwist.com/


I VOTED FOR CHANGE - Now that's all I have left.




BEES VS HORNETS -


TAGS: f18 hornet bee hive
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by Airman

forseti - November 24, 2010, 1:44 pm
...and then the pilot created caramel.
Airman - November 24, 2010, 1:04 pm
that would certainly be the quickest solution! But.. doesn't that look like a big jar below the engine.. maybe they got the queen and got them out of there. They could use their firefighting unis to get in there
rerun - November 24, 2010, 12:26 pm

wonder how this problem was resolved....we have ignition?


"WISHING YOU WERE DEAD" - Is a phenomenon experienced by those who realise that they just bailed out of a 35 million dollar aircraft


TAGS: f 18 hornet bail out death
Rating: 4.1/5

More motifakes by Justflipit

Aurielius - September 28, 2015, 2:47 pm
Actually you are thanking the gods that you got out in time..screw the cost, pilots are more valuable...as any aviator will tell you.
AdmiralAckbar - December 21, 2010, 2:57 pm
you should try writing software for lawyers.


OLD S-10'S NEVER DIE - We just put V8's in them


TAGS: s10 s10 s 10 s 10 chevy chevrolet v8 v6 racing drag gas gasoline
Rating: 3.62/5

More motifakes by Untamedfifty

RatFink - June 19, 2010, 7:24 am
i got an S10 and that thing purrs like a ferrari
Sidereal - February 1, 2010, 7:56 am
you forgot the Bubba and Darleen sun strip too


LS1 - MAKING OTHERS CLAIM THEY MISSED A GEAR SINCE 98'


TAGS: ls1 holden v8 commodore
Rating: 2.79/5


ITALIAN TOOLBOX -


TAGS: august 8
Rating: 3.39/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Sean - August 9, 2009, 1:00 am
Wow. Yer fake I-talian accent is even worse than mine. But as a munga-cake (sp?), at least I gotta excuse.
agdaniele - August 9, 2009, 12:54 am
Chicken wire is in da tackle box... not da tool box, ya mook!
Sean - August 9, 2009, 12:43 am
Thank god I didn't burn this pic with the lame-ass Ikea joke I've had in mind for aboot a year now. Great (kinda racist) poster aggy. And I guess back den, dey didn't know nottin' 'bout da chicken wire, eh?
agdaniele - August 8, 2009, 10:06 pm
That was racist! But, they'e in the fridge, if you want one.
LogicDude - August 8, 2009, 9:56 pm
Yeah, but where do you keep the cannoli?


SUPER MARIO CHALMERS - KANSAS JAYHAWKS 2008 NCAA NATIONAL CHAMPIONS!!


TAGS: super mario kansas jayhawks 2008 ncaa champions memphis
Rating: 2.31/5

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GoForthAndDie - September 9, 2008, 11:47 pm
Stupor Mario Chalmers-kicked out of NBA rookie orientation :D


THE NUMBERS -


TAGS: the numbers 4 8 15 16 23 42
Rating: 1.82/5

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Steel Turman - March 7, 2008, 10:55 am
www.TheSteelDeal.com
Steel Turman - March 7, 2008, 10:52 am
angle, round,angle, round, angle, round, angle, round - rinse and repeat.


YOU WILL BE HAPPY -


TAGS: 1984 asofterworld
Rating: 4.9/5

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falloutghoul - February 17, 2012, 5:18 pm
Government should learn to fear US!


NINJA TRAINING -


TAGS: canada ninja training bmoc 8ft 10in at the shoulder
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

Shadus - August 25, 2010, 2:03 am
That's no moose. That's a SPACE STATION! (-o-)
logan240184 - July 8, 2010, 5:54 pm
They be tasty and big, up to 1800 pounds and 8 feet tall
me4891 - January 6, 2010, 4:09 pm
Good hell that thing is huge. Think of the bbq ribs from that bad boy!
Derek - January 6, 2010, 3:57 pm
That is one big moose


THE 80'S - worn like a badge of honor


TAGS: 1980s big hair
Rating: 3.95/5

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Airman - February 24, 2012, 10:49 am
@tellit - that 60's young lady is Sandra Dee. The original Gidget. Married Bobby Darin. Woof. Lauren had her good and bad years, but she was the widow of Humphrey Bogart, and she had the famous "you know how to whistle don't you" line
tellitlikeitis - February 23, 2012, 7:20 pm
Disagree.... Lauren Bacall, never found her very pretty... However... 1960-- I think it may be Tippy Hendren, not sure. But pretty.
Reality Lord - February 23, 2012, 5:34 pm

d*** straight. the 40's look pretty h** though.


POOR PEOPLE - ha ha ha!


TAGS: obama election 08 lib democrat
Rating: 2.44/5
Gurgle - March 25, 2009, 2:05 pm
I am quite poor and yet I can manage to buy actual clothes...
db - September 27, 2008, 9:45 pm
ahahahaha
Poor People are FUNNY! - May 20, 2008, 11:43 pm
Ha ha ha... that wife-beater is UNDERWEAR!!!


LEGAL - She has been in our country for two years


TAGS: legal 18 harry potter
Rating: 2.28/5

More motifakes by Frosty

KRis - July 9, 2008, 1:23 pm
So h** for an 18 year old it's insane.
Charles In Charge - June 16, 2008, 7:54 pm
I wish she'd pose for hustler.. shes so yummy
usmcbearcat - April 30, 2008, 12:40 am
And thank god she is....she is h**, i'd do her


WHAT GOES UP MUST COME DOWN -




SUNSET CARRIER LANDING -


TAGS: f18
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Airman

maoworks2 - January 19, 2012, 8:24 am
Sh** And A Beer Please.


RULE 198 - IF IT'S NOT ON GOOGLE, IT DOESN'T EXIST. NO EXCEPTIONS. -


TAGS: google god rule 198
Rating: 3.52/5

More motifakes by Trave-sama

travesama - January 21, 2010, 1:46 pm
Thanks, I was just reading the rules of the internet and it just came to me
Treehodger - January 20, 2010, 11:28 pm
People need to lighten up. I am a Christan and this is f***ing hilarious! 5L! I may even log out just to give it another 5L. That is too funny.


OLD SCHOOL... -


TAGS: 75648
Rating: 3.33/5

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I PLAYED GOLF TODAY -




THE WORKING TITLE - was 'The, Good, The Bad & The Ugly' but aparently Oprah wasn't available !!




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TAGS: zell dincht ff8 final fantasy viii
Rating: 2.97/5

More motifakes by Nekozilla

nekozilla - March 5, 2010, 11:11 pm
more of a win then a fail imo, george w. bush did choke on a pretzel XD
LogicDude - February 1, 2010, 8:56 am
Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you for the first time ever, our very own esteemed Mr. Woody, slamming someone else's massive fail - and correctly so. ZZZIIINNNGGG my friends....ZZZIIINNNGGG.
Woodywood03a - February 1, 2010, 2:00 am
And thats a fail!


THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SPEAKING... - We would like to welcome you aboard this A380 flight.., You may have noticed smoke coming from one of the engines.., But it is all OK as we have '11' more...


TAGS: a380 engine explosion fire smoke
Rating: 2.8/5

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Mongoose - December 7, 2010, 7:59 am
What about the wheels? - it might come off!!!


DOCTORS AND NURSES -




AFTERBURNERS -


TAGS: f18 pilot navy airman takeoff
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by BuggattEH

forseti - May 25, 2011, 4:17 pm
I love it!!


ULTIMATE RESPONSIBILITY -


TAGS: pilots f18
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by Airman

EvilFox302 - May 6, 2011, 6:25 am
Amen on this one.
MPsniper - April 29, 2011, 5:41 am
EJECT...EJECT...EJECT. only one powerplant is in burner. a little thrust imbalance?


PRODUCT PLACEMENT 1 -




NOSTALGIA -


TAGS: tunafish and 8 track ***es don t mix well
Rating: 3.36/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

Whitneymr - March 30, 2012, 2:59 pm
d*** you whipper snapper! I was in college when this came out.
ScroogeMcDuck - December 26, 2011, 5:55 pm
Hah! Immune - I never listened to Speedwagon... Now bugger off before I hit you with mah zimmerframe
LogicDude - December 3, 2009, 1:41 pm
d*** you...because you can tune a piano, but... I am NOT old. Now, GET OFF MY LAWN!


TAX REBATES - Even this isn't free... dumbass!


TAGS: obama election 08 lib democrat
Rating: 2.34/5

More motifakes by Phil

know_it_all - June 8, 2009, 2:04 pm
i couldn't have illustrated the "stimulus bill" more accurately myself
Toussaint - January 30, 2009, 5:22 pm
And obama's economic plan has just been exposed for what it is.


Monday with no coffee -


TAGS: 008
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 29, 2013, 10:03 pm
Lol, fir5t world problems.


80's Flashback -


TAGS: 80s music flashback def leppard
Rating: 5/5

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beastmaster - August 11, 2014, 6:12 pm
LOL Another 80's fan! Like, totally awesome, dewd ;) Glad that I could get in your head today. Keep a-rockin' ...
Silverheart - July 21, 2014, 7:55 am

I got something to say Yeah, it's better to burn out Yeah, than fade away! Thanks for getting that song stuck in my head... 5Leppards


GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN -


TAGS: chuck norris shaved 1983 2013
Rating: 4.44/5

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Vinxman - April 1, 2013, 6:27 pm
He's 73, so that may have something to do with it.
Preacher Man - March 31, 2013, 12:43 am
Remember the Old Testament story of Samson, who had his hair cut and lost his strength? Same deal here with the beard...
GaryO - March 30, 2013, 11:24 pm
Dang. Looks like Norris’ transvestite twin sister with them arms. When did he get a musclectomy?


PANGUR BAN -


TAGS: an 8th century old irish poem for sean
Rating: 4.4/5

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Sean - May 11, 2010, 11:55 am
This is beautiful, Harr. But who banned Pungur? Was it Aggy? Bet it was Aggy. He's been a little ban-happy lately. 5.


TAKING A DIRT NAP -


TAGS: if your mattress is over 8 quit b****ing and be glad it aint a dirt mound
Rating: 4.39/5

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TheTrashHeap - June 22, 2010, 3:50 pm
I suppose that will have to do.
Faceplant31 - June 22, 2010, 3:42 pm
Well we got Timmies who play with their hoses all day and ten we got MO who swim with the fishes or does what ever the coast guard does. Do those count?
TheTrashHeap - June 22, 2010, 3:40 pm
Now we just need a Fireman and a waterman!
TheTrashHeap - June 22, 2010, 2:41 pm
Dirtman for the win!
Airman - June 22, 2010, 2:39 pm
I had a dirt nap at Cheyenne Frontier Days.. but that was self induced.
TheTrashHeap - June 22, 2010, 2:39 pm
Whenever I lose perspective I just go through Haarakkon's posters for a de-motivational refresher. This reminds me of his work. Keep it up.
Cubbybear - June 22, 2010, 2:36 pm
I call it roughin' it. 5/5
Faceplant31 - June 22, 2010, 2:33 pm
Thanks buddy. I like going for the slap in the face feeling rather than the ROR! Thanks again.
TheTrashHeap - June 22, 2010, 2:14 pm
I love it! It's a true de-motivational poster. Exactly what this site needs more of. 5L


WELL... - ...now that they’ve said it I'll be sure not to do it.




It happens -




Jennifer Rush -




FLIGHT OF THE VALKYRIE - This is your Captain speaking: This morning's breakfast will consist of: A 5 course meal of hot lead crammed down your throat Washed down with a tall cold glass of bittersweet helpessness




HONEY? DID THE TREE FIT? - It sure did hon, looks nice




HAIR - We're sorry for the 80's


TAGS: hair 80 s
Rating: 3.35/5

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bOB cHIN - September 4, 2009, 1:26 pm
What...no flock of seagulls? Blasphemy
Airman - September 4, 2009, 12:37 pm
someone should be.. I forgot all about kid'n play. been awhile


Time Travel -


TAGS: 80 s wrong michael j fox time travel
Rating: 2.91/5

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Fatty - July 30, 2008, 5:05 pm
d***!!! now that's funny
RnR - July 18, 2008, 12:41 pm
hahahaha A+ better Parky then Jonathan i guess
Wtf - July 18, 2008, 12:39 pm
Time travel makes you start interviewing people ?


VOTING - It isn't illegal... yet!




TRUE FRIENDS - will clean your shower for you!


TAGS: obama election 08 lib democrat
Rating: 2.26/5

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wierdo! - May 21, 2008, 12:10 am
Sometimes I get some extra DNA with the hair... I want to clone you so BAD!


David Lee Roth -


TAGS: van halen 1980s metal ashes
Rating: 5/5

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Reality Lord - July 6, 2015, 8:16 am

nailed it


CARRIER LAUNCH -


TAGS: f18 launch
Rating: 4.47/5

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Airman - January 10, 2012, 3:26 pm
I used to work in an office where there were 5 of us who would go out drinking once in awhile after work. the rule was.. if you were going to party late, you better be at work on time, or the others will give you grief.. that is all that saying means
Weatherlawyer - January 10, 2012, 7:38 am
I think it is about a cretain pisslot famously AWOL: George the Thickst. It means if you come on board the morning after the night before and tell the world it's over, all the people who never voted for you will wipe the deck with you.
Weatherlawyer - January 10, 2012, 7:37 am
I think it is About a sretain pisslot famously AWOL: George the Thickst. It means if you come on board the morning after the night before and tell the world it's over, all the people who never voted for you will wipe the deck with you.
EmilioDumphque - December 25, 2011, 4:53 am
That's not an eagle, it's a hornet.
Hinoron - December 14, 2011, 2:03 pm
....The hell does that even mean? O.o


ONLY REAL MEN - are 100% percent beer




MUST HAVE COFFEE -


TAGS: caffine c8h10n4o2 1 3 7 trimethylxanthine addiction
Rating: 3.96/5

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Derek - February 22, 2010, 5:14 am
Funny???
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 22, 2010, 12:41 am
All the logos and gimmicks in the world will not make this funny.
TheTrashHeap - February 22, 2010, 12:40 am
Oh, just for the usual reasons.
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 12:39 am
Nah.
TheTrashHeap - February 22, 2010, 12:38 am
Do we have bombers among us?
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 12:36 am
Enjoy your rating while it lasts, kid.
spacedog - February 21, 2010, 3:15 pm
Excellent Derek, 5Ls.
Haarakkon - February 21, 2010, 11:27 am
Very nice, D.
GreyScorpion - February 21, 2010, 10:15 am
5 LOL's!!
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 8:56 am
This poster was the best part of waking up!


ELVES - They're masters of sarcasm.


TAGS: i can picture it now logicdude sitting next to a pile of soybeans with a magnifying glass assignment for december 18 elves
Rating: 3.61/5

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Baggis - December 31, 2009, 6:38 am
Thats not an elf, its Monique and she is perfectly human (as far as people in comics can be) dont you people read sinfest? :p
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 18, 2009, 12:18 pm
Look what Briton found!!!, Sorry Briton.....but....yeah.
sickartist - December 18, 2009, 12:12 pm
5L I actually LOL'd
Faceplant31 - December 18, 2009, 9:37 am
Awesome!


ONLY IN THE 80'S - Emilio Estevez vs. The Green Goblin !


TAGS: only in the 80 s emilio estevez green goblin
Rating: 3.25/5

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Anonymous2 - May 28, 2010, 1:58 pm
Maximum Overdrive FTW! The only movie you can't make better by replacing its soundtrack with AC/DC songs because they're already there.


I KNEW IT - Those beans were going to come back to haunt me.




IF I COULD HAVE ONLY ONE WISH - I WANT AN UNLIMITED AMMO SUPPLY FOR THIS BIG BAD BOY, WHICH WOULD GO WITH ME EVERYWHERE I GO...


TAGS: the gau 8 30mm cannon would be my best friend clearer of traffic and overall tool of vengance against all
Rating: 3.07/5

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phydeaux - April 12, 2010, 2:47 pm
He'll be my..."Whuppin boy"...BUWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
GreyScorpion - April 12, 2010, 10:03 am
ohh, a silent but deadly a** muffler
phydeaux - April 12, 2010, 9:59 am
Actually I'm going to shove it straight up your b***, and you'll be my weapons carrier.
Cyrenius - April 12, 2010, 8:23 am
And you will cary it in your pocket?


THE NOM NOM BRIDGE - It is HUNGRY!


TAGS: obama election 08 lib democrat
Rating: 2.82/5

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Signe - February 18, 2009, 8:28 am
This is cruel but really funny anyway
tk - August 5, 2008, 1:40 pm
Nom nom for life!
Barbrady - July 8, 2008, 7:09 am
awEsome
TigerKid - June 22, 2008, 2:49 am
ROFL!!


GERMANS - They do VERY LITTLE, but they do it well!


TAGS: red obama hillary 08 libs dems fag homo lemon
Rating: 2.7/5

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uriel - January 30, 2011, 2:54 pm
Her name is "küss mich oder ich brech dir die Knochen" (kiss me or I gonne breake your bones)
Barry forton - January 2, 2009, 8:01 am
Her name Is Du'Barry.
pro - December 16, 2008, 12:26 am
Her name is Heinz.
Renee Pussman - December 15, 2008, 11:29 am
What is this girls name?
Eddie - November 18, 2008, 3:29 pm
Has we walk the fields of gold...
babba - October 26, 2008, 5:03 pm
yeah, proud to be a German!!! And, no, they're not called Nicole often. Nicole ist rare, somehow.
Tube Steak - September 27, 2008, 6:57 pm
Everyone knows that you would stick it in her a** if you had the chance. I know I would.
frog - September 15, 2008, 12:37 pm
@ ME ... very polite you bastard... you´re the freakin nazi!
m - August 15, 2008, 4:58 pm
she doesn´t look so very little to me...or did you mean "one of the very few Germans", dumbass?
Broken Wrist - July 5, 2008, 11:59 pm
I'd love to bang her in that field. Oh man....to bad my wrist is broken ;_;
ME - June 19, 2008, 2:54 pm
One of the very little germans that are worth living.
Johnny - June 10, 2008, 4:05 pm
Germans girls ; they're often named 'Nicole'.


GLOBAL WARMING ALARMISTS - They are just thinking of the children!


TAGS: obama election 08 lib democrat
Rating: 2.63/5

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Lolzer - August 18, 2009, 4:25 am
Even though most environmentalists don't want to use corn as biomass because of it's inefficiency
Z-Bob - April 10, 2009, 7:44 pm
What's insensitive about using what we produce in this country for our own purposes? I'll tell you what's more insensitive - artificially keeping people living on land that cannot support them. That's just perpetuating their misery. THAT'S insensitive.
dgbt - April 10, 2009, 4:54 pm
insensitive much?
Z-Bob - April 10, 2009, 4:25 pm
Since when does our use of corn to make fuel have anything to do with people living in a place where they can't grow their own FOOD. We are not obligated to sell our corn overseas, so it matters not one whit whether we use it for fuel or not.
manicbranic - March 4, 2009, 3:43 pm
Neither OPEC nor the oil companies owes anyone any charity. It's their oil. They can charge what they want or produce how much they want. If we want to drive, we'll pay for it.
barockeva - December 12, 2008, 10:26 am
When demand goes down, OPEC lowers production to keep prices up!
Zed - October 23, 2008, 9:58 am
And don't toss out that "Supply and demand" bull**** when the oil companies have reported RECORD PROFITS the last two years of skyrocketing prices.
Zed - October 23, 2008, 9:57 am
Belisarius, you're not thinking it through. it doesn't matter how much oil there actually is, because the price can be artificially driven up by a bidding war. And don't toss out that "Supply and demand" bull**** when the oil companies have reported RECOR
Belisarius - September 27, 2008, 12:25 am
Zed - think this one thru. It doesn't matter where the oil goes. More oil, lower prices (supply and demand), and the economy doesn't crash.
Zed - August 14, 2008, 1:13 pm
Drilling for oil "in America" would have absolutely NO EFFECT, since all oil from American wells goes directly into the World Oil Exchange where other countries bid on it. Learn some Economics.
... - July 10, 2008, 8:21 pm
I'm gonna hafta go with.. Stop being passive aggressive pricks. It's the internet, not the pub. Instead of the billions going into 'new fuel' for combustion. Find a new path. A new way to utilize energy, and then USE IT.
nick - July 10, 2008, 9:00 am
And btw, the US didn't take the foreign oil, its MNCs did. So again, stfu you ignorant fool.
nick - July 10, 2008, 8:59 am
Regarding how blatantly ignorant and obnoxious you are, I'm absolutely sure you don't even get a paycheck, so stfu.
The Hand That Feeds Max - June 23, 2008, 12:00 am
Wow... and to think... it's the 22% of MY paycheck that bought YOUR foodstamps this week. You're welcome!
Max - June 14, 2008, 9:18 pm
Conservative, way to be an idiot. I'd say you're not allowed to pollute the internet with your stupid, but I can't enforce that, so I'll just say that you don't count as a person.
American Conservative - May 20, 2008, 11:58 pm
How about we drill for oil IN AMERICA! But besides that point, all of your hate-mongering doesn't change the fact that America has taken NO OIL from any country. It is still cute when worthless scum thinks that it has an opinion, thanks for the laugh!
american - May 15, 2008, 6:03 pm
yeah... lets just invade another country and steal their oil. again.


THE JOKER - Which one do you think it's scarier?


TAGS: sports cats cat celebrity politcs the joker 1989 jack nicholson
Rating: 2.54/5

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Guest091 - July 6, 2009, 4:23 am
I consider it a tie. Jack's Joker is scary due to how became what he is and some of the pranks he pulled on people; Ledger's Joker due to his appearance alone and his influence.
Paranoia - May 19, 2009, 1:06 am
In terms of staying true to the nature of the joker, the winner is ledger. he prepared for the role by reading the first few issues of Batman in which the joker was introduced. Back in Nicholson's days they had to be more concerned with family friendly.
... - April 29, 2009, 12:46 am
I would have to agree with dz. These are two totally different personas of the same character. Both are wonderfully done, but they can not be rightfully compared.
dz - April 3, 2009, 4:45 pm
Well u cant compare the 2 each actor is playing a completely different character. Ledger's joker was made to be a psychopath as jack was more of a prankster. Ledger is scarier as his version of Mr.J but only because thats the joker people want to see.
Retards - February 27, 2009, 11:00 pm
Guys below me are retards, got asked a question which is better so they don't even answer based on the acting. Congratulations obvious Americans.
Mr. Shiny - February 16, 2009, 7:47 pm
Well you got jack he played the old joker, the shining, played a crazy rapist in 1 flew over the cuckoos nest/ ledger until being the new joker was a g** cowboy, a goody goody during the American revolution, and a fake knight....so I go with Jack.
Toussaint - January 30, 2009, 9:26 pm
Jack N (on left) did a far better job and Ledger only gets pity votes on account of his death.
Anonymous - January 30, 2009, 7:47 pm
Jack, he's the same guy that directed that movie with the n**e scene of Kathy Bates. THAT'S scarier than a druggie.
GolitheTank - December 15, 2008, 11:47 pm
*f***ing acid ate it to that point.
GoliatheTank - December 15, 2008, 11:46 pm
Jack is scarrier, only cause he was the one based on the true joker, you know, the man from the origonal comics, where the jocker was a mob hitman and he was also a CEO that fell in a vat of acid and his face got stuck in that smiling grin cause the f***i
john doe - November 6, 2008, 9:57 am
LEDGER!...jack was a waterd down version...wile ledger,was the true joker from the comics..ledger wins,and lets face it.jack as been a corpse for awile.
Amaterasu - August 23, 2008, 1:35 am
Making funny and evil commercials > Making pens dissapear. Altough making pens dissapear rules anyway =p
aPauling - August 22, 2008, 2:08 pm
Making pencils disappear > questioning the origin of wonderful toys
Narutarded - August 21, 2008, 11:54 pm
The one on the left, of couse. That crazy m**********r is Jack Nicholson, and he'll eat your family! Heather Ledge, on the other hand, is just a corpse.


Republicans -


TAGS: bush john mccain sarah palin barack obama 2008 election
Rating: 2.27/5

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Noodles - July 24, 2009, 9:11 am
Yeah, because Janet Napolitano calling peaceful tax protesters, veterans, Ron Paul supporters, and lawful gun owners is somehow Bush's fault, right? Think before you speak. Or in this case, demotivate.
VinceVicious - April 25, 2009, 11:51 pm
"Republicans" is not the name of their party. And they terrorize hippies like you.


RAGE ZOMBIE!! - Micheal Jordan is one of the Infected run save yerself! save yerself! It's gonna be awhile B4 he starves down!


TAGS: micheal jordan chicago crying zombie 28 days later
Rating: 1.5/5

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yeodawg@hotmail.com - September 15, 2009, 9:42 am
FAT-BOY!!


Prince -


TAGS: prince death doves cry june 1958 april 2016
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - April 22, 2016, 10:00 am
Thank you 'cern. We've lost too many great artists recently, but, this one really struck a chord with me. Another nail in the coffin of my youth I suppose...no puns intended.
concern3 - April 22, 2016, 5:32 am
Very Nice< UP yours


WE RAN OUT OF KINDLING DADDY... - ..So we used the green paper you keep under your mattress.




STILL THE BEST - AND LOVING IT!


TAGS: old new get smart 86
Rating: 4.86/5

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Terri - November 17, 2011, 6:55 am
I liked both. I have both on DVD.
the1stCOMMI3 - October 30, 2011, 11:28 pm
Meh, the movie had its flaws, but overall, it was pretty funny
the1stCOMMI3 - October 30, 2011, 11:28 pm
Meh, the movie had its flaws, but overall, it was pretty funny
Reality Lord - October 30, 2011, 10:06 pm

loved the show and hated the movie. they should have kept it back in the 60's.


HAPPINESS? - Yes, yes, I remember that.... 1987, I think it was.


TAGS: happy sad 1987
Rating: 4.71/5

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crankyhead - October 10, 2012, 9:59 pm
LOL!


FLOAT LIKE A BUTTERFLY -


TAGS: f18 hanger
Rating: 4.7/5

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agdaniele - February 10, 2011, 10:49 am
Amsome. Incredible.
Mongoose - February 10, 2011, 7:23 am
Cassuis Clay ??


NO REST FOR THE WEARY - We sleep safely at night, because rough men stand ready to visit violence on those who would harm us.


TAGS: rnr orwell sleep guard 1984
Rating: 4.68/5

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BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 3:36 pm
5 guardian poodles. Nicely said RnR!
Faceplant31 - July 13, 2010, 3:33 pm
Very nice. 5L
GySgt1811 - July 13, 2010, 3:24 pm
Yes.


BALL OF CONFUSION -


TAGS: f18s ca***ult temptations
Rating: 4.5/5

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maoworks2 - June 19, 2012, 5:35 pm
That's For Sure.


DAVID LEE ROTH -




# 1 RULE OF ANCIENT WARFARE -




AND AWAY - We Go!


TAGS: f18 launch
Rating: 3.73/5

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GreyScorpion - April 25, 2010, 4:58 pm
*monologue*
GreyScorpion - April 25, 2010, 4:56 pm
"and away we go" was a catch phrase for Jackie Gleason after his momlouge and before he started his show. the plane taking off, is just headed off to start his show...
superstaber2 - April 25, 2010, 4:48 pm
how's this funny. please tell me


LIGHTNING - Can strike twice


TAGS: p38 lightning f35 lightning
Rating: 3.53/5

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agdaniele - November 18, 2009, 9:33 pm
Awesome.
Derek - November 18, 2009, 4:19 pm
Very difficult to fly I believe
CANADA - November 18, 2009, 1:24 pm
the P38 is a bad a** lookin plane


IGNORANCE -


TAGS: october 8 topic
Rating: 3.41/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 26, 2012, 11:54 am
Got a cat who is the true definition of this poster!


Morgan Freeman -


TAGS: 80000
Rating: 3.12/5

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PapaFox - July 19, 2013, 8:25 am
Morgan Freeman rocks. That is all. :-)
Reality Lord - July 18, 2013, 3:59 pm

check this link.... http://www.peoplesniper.com/t****-sprinkles-morgan-freeman-voice-people-pic-240.html
GaryO - July 18, 2013, 3:27 pm
Not sure why the low votes, other than, well, this poster kinda sucks. However, Morgan Freeman is a god (youtube ‘THE TRUE FACTS OF MORGAN FREEMAN’, he’ll tell you about himself). Nice try robbin, keep working at it. cheers
Arathir - July 18, 2013, 3:22 pm
Check the "True facts about Morgan Freeman" on Youtube (from zefrank1), its hillarious (same as other "True Facts...")


THANKS, SEAN!!! - I always wondered where canadian bacon came from.




...PAID AFTER WE GET BACK! - Just ONE of the red flags.


TAGS: obama election 08 lib democrat
Rating: 2.86/5

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HashbrownMaster - April 20, 2009, 9:37 pm
i dunno it sounds legit to me


CHARISMA - Who says putting an 18 in it is bad?


TAGS: barack obama charisma 18
Rating: 2.75/5

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Morgaine - February 28, 2010, 9:02 pm
well that explains everything!


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